A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.
by sneuros December 6, 2011
Get the Saab Driver mug.The act of inserting a cotton swab into a women's ear, so when the male ejaculates into her ear, the seamen doesn't drip down into her brain. After, he takes the cotton swab and shoves it into her throat as he pushes farther down her throat by deepthroating her. Finally, she gets fingered in every hole by 5 different men.
by asfasdfasdfads February 14, 2007
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by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008
Get the swabbing the deck mug.A piece of shit Swedish car that needs to give up the car game. Not reliable, weird, ugly, and too expensive are a few ways to explain a Saab. Only faggots who wish they had an Audi drive Saabs.
by Swedish=homo July 26, 2006
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Get the slaab mug.Cotton Swabbing/ Cotton Swab is a term used when you take your dick and fuck a cat or other small furry creature.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.
by Big Man Yhorm May 11, 2018
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"Yes Jim I am, but too bad my nuts haven't dropped far enough to drive a 69 Chevelle SS like you."
"Yes Jim I am, but too bad my nuts haven't dropped far enough to drive a 69 Chevelle SS like you."
by Nitwit November 26, 2006
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