Urban Dictionary Stock Market

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.

The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

by ihartfb February 19, 2011

stock up and square up

To prepare for a fight (get gear, practice, etc.) then knock motherfuckers out

"Aye, new jack! You better stock up and square up if you really gon' fight Lil B."

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 14, 2015

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices

Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.

by Sexydimma July 17, 2022

Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

by Opus Delicti October 18, 2016

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood January 21, 2012

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx February 28, 2009

New York Stock Exchange

The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.

Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.

by drucalem3030 January 18, 2007