When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.
Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.
by ratatatooie October 06, 2008
When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.
by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010
Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.
by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009
something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.
by Not yourename January 12, 2006
A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .
by SqP November 03, 2016
the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .
by reddywerx January 14, 2012
Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.
by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 13, 2008