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Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
mugGet the Norwegian squeezemug.

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement
While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.
by America7601 February 2, 2015
mugGet the freedom squeezemug.

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.
This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
by Swag42069 December 8, 2014
mugGet the squeeze jobmug.

meme squeeze

Someone who sends you the dankest of memes.
I love the memes she sends me, she's definitely my meme squeeze
by iamajeep August 14, 2017
mugGet the meme squeezemug.

Blueberry Squeeze

“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”
by Danyelle5703 February 19, 2018
mugGet the Blueberry Squeezemug.

weiner squeeze

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.
by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016
mugGet the weiner squeezemug.

squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
mugGet the squeeze treemug.

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