Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

squat sauce

Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.

Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.

by ChrisRU November 11, 2005

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Squatted trucks

A gay man who loves licking sausages

I like squatted trucks that means I’m gay

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Carolina Squat

This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts

Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021