by RadiatedEight January 21, 2009
by T9T April 13, 2019
Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.
1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...
or
1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...
or
1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.
by Gulstab January 26, 2010
by Marzipan March 26, 2003
brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.
by The Postatron 3000 March 16, 2010
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
by Leeloodeedah March 02, 2019
by D4hsh March 19, 2021