Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.

Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.

by MufflePig March 4, 2023

Baltimore Slide

When a car in the left lane of the highway suddenly slides over three lanes and takes the exit. usually no signal.

"Christ where did he come from, He must be from Baltimore."
That s the baltimore slide. I'd recognize it anywhere

by Chef dad February 28, 2011

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Gucci Slide

When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy

Bro, you see that preganant girl over there? She definately got the Gucci Slide

by Gucci Slider November 2, 2022

Slip and Slide

another way to say KYS/KMS

Nick: They said we eat too much
Malena: I hope you slip and slide

Nick: These new regulations make me want to slip and slide

by realchatter September 25, 2023

Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession

by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021