Simon

Weird creep.

Simon is a weird creep

by lainetpoly July 13, 2023

Simon

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

by hollacost September 22, 2023

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

Simon

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic

yo Simon what a little bic

by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024