Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter

"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

by zman4593 July 2, 2016

The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.

He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.

by Circle November 5, 2008

mute and shoot

turning the audio off on a video in order to be able to masturbate to it successfully i.e. shoot your load. Videos that require muting and shooting include pornography with attractive actresses who unfortunately make noises like monkeys in the zoo when they get excited or talk too much especially when their excessive talking is in a creepy baritone.

Muting and shooting can also be necessary when traditional pornography is not available and one must resort to watching music videos of a singer who is incredibly hot, but completely lacks talent.

Guy 1: "Remember how much it sucked when it took hours to download porn and then you'd finally watch it and the chick would be screaming so fake?"

Guy 2: "Yah man. All that you can do in that situation is mute and shoot."

by APxLSxMT April 28, 2010

shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

why'd ya shoot me?

A remark most commonly used when someone gets shot.

*BANG* Why'd ya shoot me?

by Saturos November 8, 2003

Shoot a hot one down her gullet

A phrase used to denote ejaculating into/inside a girl's mouth and or throat.

Derek "Does she swallow?"

Barry "Yeah man, I shot a hot one down her gullet."

by Neo June 15, 2003