The Shiffy

the coolest person ever and is great in bed because he is five inches around

I got slamed by the shiffy last night.

by Josh Shifflet October 16, 2008

a shift

a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis

Trent: Bro, Melvin told me to fuck off and get out of his life last week, now he's saying i love you and acting like a mate

Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.

by the original t-bag March 13, 2009

C-Shift

The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.

Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

by natty-ice June 14, 2009

Ph-shift

A Ph-shift, or Phantom shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence, when a therian feels the limbs of their phenotype. They can feel their animal limbs, yet they do not physically exist.
A ph-shift can be brought by similar factors of a m-shift, occur randomly, or can even happen at will.
Many therians say a ph-shift is the closest thing to a P-shift.
M-shift P-shift phenotype therianthrope therian

I had a ph-shift recently, and it can conflict with the human limbs.

by Steve494 October 18, 2008

stick shifter

1. another word for a chick who uses/dates you just to get fucked by another one of your friends or any other person that you know.

2. a manipulative skank

other chronological tenses: stick shitfing, stick shifted

A: "...can't believe that chick, she screwed and played almost everyone here"

B: "....yeh, including who used to be my best friend....what a stick shifting bitch!!!"

stick shifter

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010