shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021