Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 12, 2021

SHLONG

Long sausage

“Yo look at that German SHLONG”

by Jade0907 February 13, 2018

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 30, 2022