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clari-sexual

One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities
"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"
by Clarinet Goddess October 9, 2006
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Leprechaun Sexual

Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.

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by Nmansurf December 19, 2017
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Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson
by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012
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Sexual Squiggle

The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".
Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"

Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!

Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,

Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!
by KanibalKarrots December 10, 2016
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Shida-Sexual

Likes to date minors on Twitter that protects dream stans kpop artists
Go take a shower you shida-sexual
by Just$Crackit February 10, 2022
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sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone
My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.
by ass boi July 27, 2016
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Sexual forecasting

When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
by VNFP June 20, 2018
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