agents of secret stuff

An association called A.S.S. or Agents of secret stuff. This is also a short film directed by wongfuproductions on YouTube.

"Watch out for those Agents of Secret Stuff!"

by Apex Predator Claude January 5, 2014

McDonald's secret sauce

The sauce ejaculated from an employee at McDonald's. Commonly found in ketchup packets.

He spilled McDonald's secret sauce all over her face

by Famine and Fury November 11, 2015

Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

dirty little secret

A secret that you don't want anyone to know but someone finds out about it sooner or later.

You've got a dirty little secret about me that I'd like to know.

by Christie Byrd November 18, 2005

dirty little secret

1) A song by All American Rejects
2) A song by Christian band Pillar
3) How you refer to a secret relationship, usually one in which some form of sexual contact has occurred.

1) "Dude, Dirty Little Secret is playin' on the radio!"
2) Dirty Little Secret is one of Pillar's best songs ever!
3) Jane: So, wanna come round later to continue our Dirty Little Secret?
Bob: Damn straight.

by fluffy the mutant psycho werewolf alien vampire teddy-bear of dooom May 7, 2007

Sepertextion Anxiety

When you get concerned that you haven't had a text from your significant other after a few minutes.

Guy #1: I haven't had a text from (girl's name) in a while.

Guy #2: You texted her 10 minutes ago! You might have sepertextion anxiety.

by The Spoiler August 5, 2010