1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.
2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
by Courvoisier T. Kilgo January 31, 2008
Get the punch in the seatmug. 1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.
2: A pair of tits
2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006
Get the dirty seatsmug. by buzzR February 17, 2008
Get the preacher seatmug. by Jurmy February 8, 2020
Get the Seat warmermug. Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the ejection seatmug. I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.
I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.
by viDesi March 13, 2009
Get the Morning Seatmug. Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
Get the love-seatmug.