rendered

A word used to describe someone very, very drunk.

See also wasted, hammered, sloshed, pissed, tanked, ad infinitum.

"Woah, that guy is seriously rendered!"

by El Duque June 18, 2004

Double Dutch Rudder

Same as the Dutch Rudder except two males are needed to perform the Dutch Rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schlong), simultaneously.

Dude 1: I am bored as hell right now
Dude 3: Well, we could always do the Double Dutch Rudder
Dude 1: Sounds like a plan!
Dude 2: You know how I know you guys are gay? Your about to do the Double Dutch Rudder.
Dude 3: That's Gay?

by Andrew Straum December 18, 2008

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.

The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011

Homestar Runner

1. A very terrific athlete.
2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman.
3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM!
4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows.
5. Enemy of strong bad.
6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.

hello, I'm Homestar Runner, and this is a website!

by Jason Osborne August 8, 2003

knuckle-runner

a racial derogatory term for an African American which is referring the person to a primate because of the similar body features (head shape, nasal passages, shade of skin, etc.)

"That fucking knuckle-runner, Dwane Garrett catches e every god damn ball."
"I know fool, send that nig back to the jungle."

by Joe T Real January 26, 2008

Rum Runner

Diarrhea or very soft stool caused by a night out drinking a lot of rum.

Skipped out on the hangover but I can feel a rum runner coming on

by hcguy March 6, 2011

dutch rudder

a dutch rudder is when you put your hand on your dick and have someone else work your arm

Dude 1: My girl just gave me a Dutch rudder behind the school

Dude 2: Oh,the one where someone jerks you off with your hand ?

by inicoma December 30, 2011