The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.

Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022

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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023

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Two Week Rule

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.

Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.

by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011

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three day rule

House guests, like fish, need to be thrown out after three days.

I couldn't let Bob sleep on my couch forever, so I had to enforce the three day rule. -or- That fish was no good to cook so it must have broken the three day rule.

by jade_kadir September 25, 2006

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The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

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