Riley

The most annoying and obnoxious person that seems nice at first but not really.

Maya: Who's that? He seems nice.
Jessi: Oh, that's Riley. You do not want to be his friend. He is so annoying
Maya: Thanks for the advice, he sounds mean.

by TheRandomAwesomeness001 April 27, 2017

Riley

A big fat blueberry that says nigga

Riley fucked backpockets

by Texas hillbilly April 30, 2019

Riley

The epitome of ignorance; A term used to describe one who is psychopathic by nature and has an appearance similar to that of a deceased pheasant; Lacking common sense and/or sanity.

"Wow, did you see that Riley? Someone should call an MHI!"
"Eww honey, don't touch that Riley. You might get infected."

by Davisisthacoolesteverrrr January 28, 2009

Riley

An absolute jerk. Most likely a farmer at one point or another.

"Stop being such a Riley!"

by TotallyNotJen July 12, 2017

Riley

A straight up b i t c h! Riley’s are fake beyond belief and only will do something for you if they get something out of it. they will often lie. they are all about the drama. until someone confronts them, then they are a total crybaby. at first your best friend, then your enemy. don’t trust a Riley

god! Riley is so fake! ugh i can’t belive i trusted her.

by Harley Is Rad December 19, 2017

a Riley

To publicly make a fool of yourself when trying to make another look foolish. For instance, to accidentally dox yourself when trying to dox another.

Did you see that guy give out an eclipse photo file to prove there is no earthshine during a total eclipse, only to have the other people find earthshine in that photo, talk about pulling "a Riley."

by GaryMoore September 12, 2017

Riley

It's is a very common name for a retarded down syndrome fuck face, Commonly plays PUBG Mobile and Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Hey! Look it's Riley! Don't look honey! It burns!

by RileyIsAFuckFace May 14, 2018