ricer

poor attempt to make an import "fast", when indeed the upgrades done to the car dont really improve performance at all. mostly late 80's to mid 90's hondas, toyotas, etc. they consist of huge unessesary spoilers, huge fart can exhaust pipes that make their 4 cylinders sound even shittier, bodykits that havent been painted and are held on by bolts or whatever the ricer could hold it up with. lets not forget the most important ricer upgrade, the clear tailights and HID headlights.

"I smoked a ricer in my 96 Impala SS with minimal traction on a wet road"
"Look at that stupid ricer.lets race it."
"i just beat a turbocharged ricer Mazda protege in my Impala"

by eddd123 January 11, 2008

richtered

greatly shaken by some thing

Dude, I was totally richtered when I saw that move

by wobblepop June 27, 2008

riter

Almost everyone in this family plays an instrument. Riters are usually annoying at family events...

"Those riters are all so wild"

by Ovalsquare March 10, 2018

bar-rister

a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Caitlin Ricker

The most amazingly beautiful woman You'll ever meet, she is the definition of perfection, she will always be there for you when you need her with a smile that lights up your world when it's feeling dark, she has expectations and it's up to the man to full fill them, trust me, it's worth it, she has a body of goddess and a face of an angel, she has a personality like no other, big or small groups, she's always the center of attention because when she arrives, all attention goes towards her and her amazing ego

I love Caitlin Ricker so much, she's the definition of perfection

by The most perfect woman June 3, 2014

ricer

Two types of ricers in my opinion:

Type A: Known as tuners to some, people who buy a inexpensive import, then spend money on it for performance upgrades, later getting it visual upgrades

Type B: The failures at life, these people are classed ONLY as ricers, as they only add shitty visual upgrades, thinking they can own a McLaren F1 in a race.

My suggestion to any teen: Get an old RWD(Rear Wheel Drive) car, upgrade the fucking performance, then get it a spoiler that doesn't look like a boat rudder, and get it some N2O. Hell, don't even upgrade it visually (unless you have the $$$ for it), and have a sleeper hit car.

Ricer (has a Type B'd Civiv): Ima pwn you mutha fucka
Tuner (Has a '99 Mustang GT, looks a bit beat up):Okay
Ricer: You too you gay ass F1 racer
F1 Racer (Has a McLaren F1): Fine, PUNK!
Ricer: Fuck u!
3 2 1 GO FUCKAS GO!
Final Placing:
F1 Racer: 1st
Tuner:2nd
Ricer:3rd by fourteen minutes (engine overheated)
Ricer: U FUKING CHEATER *wanks to goatse*

by Stoner with a boner August 23, 2004

Ricer

any mexican that drives a civic

Person A: look at that civic!
person B: is he mexican?
person a: yeah and look at his SPOILER!? WTF?
person B:what a ricer!!..and a spick!

by afkhahaha January 14, 2010