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steve wanted to know what a retard was, so he went to america, after all everyone there is a retard
Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.
Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.
Retard by BradleyG June 1, 2009
Used to describe somebody who is disabled by stupidity; you call them that because they don't understand or care, only their moms do.
look at the kids in the special ed. classroom eating chalk; wow, that retard loves chalk.
Retard by specs123 August 6, 2009
Someone who does not know how to spell artard properly.
That guy is such a retard!

Don't you mean artard?

Oh yeah, right
retard by whatsupppppp! November 5, 2009
A slur against autistic/other mentally-disabled people. It's often used by allistics (non- autistic people) as a joke or insult. Don't be that guy.
"LMAO, look at me, I'm a retard, durrrr!"
"Are you autistic?"
"Fuck no."
"Then stop being an ableist fuckwad, shit-for-brains."
Retard by internetgay October 19, 2017
the friend you have who is incredibly stupid and idiotic and doesn't even realize it.
Retard: hey dude, whats Barack Obama's last name?
You: ..... you've got to be kidding me...
Retard: What??