by Mardom June 7, 2005
Get the redneck mug.Southern country person constantly under crying baby-like pressure from the metropolitan intelligensia to be as miserable as they are.
Oh and those 'Rednecks' are also the people who put the food on America's plates. What a waste of space they are.
Oh and those 'Rednecks' are also the people who put the food on America's plates. What a waste of space they are.
by M February 19, 2004
Get the redneck mug.The real definition of a redneck is basically someone who knows how to have a good time. We ain't afraid to get a little down and dirty every once in awhile. Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not ignorant people who get drunk all the time. There is a big difference between white trash and redneck. Rednecks are proud of where they come from, and we ain't afraid of hard work and good times.
by GAgrl93 October 3, 2009
Get the redneck mug.poor white people with a dirty trashed house. they hate black people because most are better than them.
how to tell if your a redneck
you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times
you cheat on your fat wife constantly
you have sex with a relatives other than your wife
youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing"
you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere
your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog
you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food
you recieve a visit from child services once a month
your family van is actually a pickup truck
your home is full of ants
you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court
your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behavior
how to tell if your a redneck
you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times
you cheat on your fat wife constantly
you have sex with a relatives other than your wife
youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing"
you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere
your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog
you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food
you recieve a visit from child services once a month
your family van is actually a pickup truck
your home is full of ants
you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court
your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behavior
black neighbor: hey you, stop shooting at my house for practice
redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy
black neighbor: fuck you white trash
(redneck shoots him)
redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT
redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy
black neighbor: fuck you white trash
(redneck shoots him)
redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT
by uncle thomas the tank engine August 15, 2011
Get the redneck mug.by juno11 January 12, 2008
Get the rednecks mug.Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale.
Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.
Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.
RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.
by Morph May 22, 2003
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.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
by CyberKing December 28, 2005
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