by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 14, 2024
Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024
by karma5 March 27, 2023
When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo
I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
by Quadzi November 30, 2021