nipsey russell

when his/her nipples are clamped, stretched and burnt while receiving an alaskan pipeline or other anally induced sexual maneuvers

last night breanna gave me a nipsey russell ill never forget

by russtopher January 2, 2008

Jack Russelling

The act of sex where the speed and sexual position imitate that of Jack Russell humping a teddy bear, football or leg!

He was "Jack Russelling" her last night

or

I going to be "Jacking Russelling" that later

by Bananabridge December 10, 2009

Russel Stover

The act of defecating in another person's mouth for sexual pleasure/humiliation.

I was at Betsy's house last night, and right as she was about to go down on me, I suprised her and shat in her mouth. Russel Stover for life.

by B-rett Bizzowers July 28, 2008

Royal Russell

Royal Russell school is actually a nice school, the campus is really nice with lots of green grass and pretty flowers you just gotta be careful You don’t step in dog shit tho because the school is full of dogs running everywhere, which isnt so good for the students who are terrified of dogs lmao. the buildings are nice tooo especially the newer ones like the science block the toilets on the other hand are where everyone gives head and if your lucky u might walk in on someone doing something not so pg or a group of a girls thinking they are cool and vaping. Royal Russell definitely has its drama and for some reason all the girls at this school like to give head to older boys hmmm. The school is really nice but the people do some questionable things and everyone has a crippling nicotine addiction.

Oh you saw someone smoking weed at the tram stop that must be someone from Royal Russell.

by gosssipgirlwhat April 27, 2022

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

Russel Brandishing

holding forth pseudo-politically

Your propensity for verbosity cannot conceivably dissimulate your shallow Russel Brandishing, Dick.

by Es dK Chuckspear November 21, 2014

Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.

1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"

by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016