rolls can hardly

An expression indicating a person is so abnormally large that they struggle slowly to move from one place to another on their own feet.

Shortened version of the saying, "(s)he can roll down a hill, but can hardly walk."

Yo dude, why are we moving so slow.

Well, that women up there rolls can hardly.

by Nottobrite September 28, 2005

ROFLSHINANAGINS

another thing i made up since i cant afford a patent this is sort of my way of doing it this si probably my last definition too cuz i feel kinda dumb puttin it up

Che1134 (2:36:18 AM): but its tha dumbest name ever
ortegabomb (2:36:31 AM): ...
ortegabomb (2:36:36 AM): i thoughtchu liked it
Che1134 (2:36:41 AM): ROFLSHINANAGINS
ortegabomb (2:37:07 AM): haha
ortegabomb (2:37:12 AM): shinnanegans

by adam fukin menendez December 24, 2008

ROFLspacecakes

These are the hash brownies that cause extreme uncontrollable laughing at anything.

'Why is James laughing at a telephone pole?'
'Dunno, but he probably had a few ROFLspacecakes.'

by christwithbeans March 5, 2008

Rolsfhmeab

Rolling over laughing so fucking hard my eyes are bleeding

You: "So I puked all over her during a jello shot"

Me: "ROLSFHMEAB!!!"

by BScookies August 14, 2008

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc

A way to express laughter through I.M.
It means: 'rolling on the floor laughing so my hard stomach exploded onto an elderly Mexican woman who was smuggling bicycle helmets over the Chinese border'

roflshmseuaemhwsbhotbtc!!!!

by DaveTheInvisibleManWhoOnlyISee March 17, 2011

Egg rolls

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.

look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick

by Gegangen January 22, 2015

Pizza rolls

miniature hot pockets

guy 1: i love pizza rolls
new guy 2: you mean mini hot pockets?

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020