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ass ride

To lose a large some of money or to have severe misfortune or bad situation/delima. To be taken advantage of or to get screwed over by someone or something.
I took and ass ride in the stock market today.
Oh boy, that son of a bitch is gonna go for an ass ride.
If that hurricane hits here, were gonna go for one hell of an ass ride.
The used car salesman took him for an ass ride.
by Larry bell August 21, 2007
mugGet the ass ridemug.

ride and die

A person, usually a best friend, who expresses their friendship to the max whereas one person would even die for the other. There are ride-n-die chicks which a boy usually claims a close female companion or girlfriend type but with closer bonding. A true ride-n-die person shows extreme affection and admiration towards the other ride-n-die, doing everything and anything for the opposing person, including getting in trouble, dying for them, or giving up everything for their friendship. A ride-n-die is the highest level of companionship.
Fefe: Damn Bonnie and Clyde, those natorious theifs, were killed together I learned today in history.
Jayla: Yea, they loved each other, robbed with each other, and died together. They were true ride and die.

Omar: Man Jane, you like my girl but a my nigga at the same time.
Jane: Yea I figured
Omar: You ma ride and die chick forreal.
by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008
mugGet the ride and diemug.

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.
"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"
by Ebin October 28, 2002
mugGet the Hooptie Ridemug.

riding the bicycle

bro 1: Sup brah, damn Az got swole, can't be natty can he?
bro 2: Naw brah, he's been riding the bicycle these past weeks.
by u smalltime cuzz February 18, 2011
mugGet the riding the bicyclemug.

riding bitch

The person forced to sit in the middle of the back seat or in between the two front seats in a two seater in a car. Usually the smallest person or only female in the group will have to ride 'bitch', so that the guys don't touch each other (irrational male homophobia)
Jim: Whos riding bitch? it'd better be Jill- 'cos i ain't sitting next to that stupid fuck Jack again.
by i don't know who i am!! April 20, 2007
mugGet the riding bitchmug.

Dick Riding

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.
Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.
by Cookei June 22, 2010
mugGet the Dick Ridingmug.

riding the bean

Drinking coffee; feeling caffeinated or jittery from drinking coffee.
"Hey, do you wanna go get some coffee?"
"No thanks, I'm already riding the bean"
by Brandee WB May 17, 2008
mugGet the riding the beanmug.

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