Gorgio rent boy

a man from portsmouth who betrays the law of good music . Normally found working in empty properties, listening to there nonsey gay music . Tends to get through bags and bags of haribo star mix . handing them out to the local kiddies.

Jj is a gorgio rent boy

by Haribo man July 28, 2013

Rent is due

On the first day of each month, it's rent day.

Used as a euphemism for paying rent each month through sex when you live with a partner.

"Hey Sarah, it's the first of the month. you know what that means...?"
"Your rent is due".

by deathbydan October 1, 2021

rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

pay my rent

to have sex

Honey would you pay my rent

by Wayne44 July 25, 2016

The rent is due

When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.

Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.

by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020

mums rent due

When someones mother is on their period.

Damn she is grumpy is your mums rent due?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Rent Space in my head

When a person or situation gets to you so much that all you can think about is that one thing, and one thing only. It's on your mind so much that they might as well settle down in your mind and rent space in you head.

I wont let the results of the job interview Rent Space in my Head

by Dropstar February 22, 2008