chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.
"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."
by anonimissy February 05, 2010
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raisin bashing

whens some shriveled nuts hits you in your head
iu got hit in the head by a deeg and then raisin bashing hurt a sio bad
by Cangh Jui May 24, 2003
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sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.
The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3
by Chain link August 29, 2022
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mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 28, 2014
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cuban raisin smuggler

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise
you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
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Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.
Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.
by skies September 02, 2009
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I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.
by Reek-the-Prick December 06, 2019
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