Quafftide

The single word announcement that this is the time, or season, for a drink.

Daryl: Quafftide?

Isak: Quafftide.

by D-Doggg July 1, 2023

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Pussy quaff

To drink the juice of the pussy.

Pussy juice so good it makes you drunk.

Lauren's pussy quaff was dank bro.

by Datboyrr October 27, 2016

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

QUILF

A queen or future queen which you'd love to make love to.

Damn, Kate Middleton is a potentional QUILF... I'd love to make to love to her

by quilfloverpope May 21, 2011

quiffe

a fanny fart from your fanny

i just quiffed, did it get you?

by fanny bone September 18, 2006

quief cookie

A quief cookie is just another word for a douche bag. It is the item used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse.
Look up douche bag.

"OMG... that was good sex. Will you pass me my quief cookie?"
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."

by i1like2this3 April 18, 2008