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pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.
woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!
by scmat August 13, 2022
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Pushing poo

Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?

Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.

Old geezer: Tell me..

Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.

Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.

Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 2, 2019
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Pushing P

Pushing P is like a way of living if you get expensive stuff with your own money then you pushing P or if you get lots of bitchs with your charm or charisma then you pushing "P"
Yo that guy has the new iphone I think he used his dad's money
Nah that guy is pushing P

Oh that guy with that girl I think he payed for her

Nah he pushing P
by Yo boy Milla the goat February 15, 2022
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Push Start

A derogatory term to describe the female hindus who have already married. (Not an arab you asshole). The push start is the bindi they wear in the middle of their eyebrows.
There was a curry smell coming out of the push start's ass.
by Sum Ting Wong's gf November 23, 2003
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Push Water

Gasoline, Fuel, or any type of liquid that makes your engine run.
Before we leave for our trip, we need to stop and fill up the tank with push water.
by Struble August 23, 2005
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pushing p

pushing p-stfu we don’t gaf.
by nishayla January 19, 2022
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Pushing P

Dont know, bout to go get some Nashville Hot KFC
by ILady February 2, 2022
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