Puerto Rican

I happen to be Puerto Rican myself and I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of misconceptions about us. We're not all stupid dirty cacos like some dumbass hick would have you believe and some of us actually have real goals and lead honest lives instead of selling drugs and living off welfare.

And no, not all of us like reggaeton and have bad taste in music, a good number of us listen to a variety of music including rock(in fact there's an increasing number of headbangers and alternative types here in the island).

And we don't ALL hate the USA or Americans. Sure some do, mostly the right wingers from the separatist party hate the US but not all us, in fact, a good number of Puerto Ricans would like nothing more than to make Puerto Rico a state of the US but that's not likely to happen any time soon.

Me. Hola, Como estas?

by El Lobito Triste June 1, 2005

puritan

a person with a high code of morals.

usually refrains from sex, drugs and (fallen) women. Often can be seen in or around religious gatherings.

At times can be a dangerous veil of deception.

She may seem a puritan but I can assure that she was a filthy ho when she offered me to a rimming.

or

Stay away from him, he's a puritan.

by yob boy July 21, 2005

Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Greatest fucking Dimmu Borgir album ever.

My favorite song off of Dimmu's PEM (Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) album is Maelstrom Mephisto

by Nova Prospekt December 23, 2007

Puerto Rican Picnic

The litter created when someone eats fast food in their car and throws the wrappers, bags and cups out the window while sitting there.

I hope the street sweepers come this week. Some d-bag had a Puerto Rican Picnic from Mickey Ds in front of my house.

by Long John Slivers May 25, 2009

Puerto Rican Barbie

A female who either 25%, 50% or 100% Boricua. She has to be beautiful (perfect face and beautiful body) She has to have swag (a personality that shows her confidence) She has to get her own money (don't depend on a man) The ideal Puerto Rican Barbie looks like a barbie (long black hair, big chest, flat stomach, and a big booty) But short hair is acceptable. To become a certified Puerto Rican barbie you must be given the title, you can not start calling yourself this, if you do it will go unrecognized and your certification will not be honored, and therefore you will not be a PRB. A PRB is a woman will never gives in to jealousy, and is never insecure, but rather conceited.

Louievill: "Ay mama, you are beautiful"
Rae Rae : "Thank you Papi"
Louievill : "For real, you a diamond, straight Puerto Rican Barbie"

by Da Original PuertoRicanBarbie February 17, 2009

Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 September 10, 2008

Puerto Rican Tickler

1: The hair on the throat of a Puerto Rican female, usually with some sort of gel or hairspray, preferably AquaNet. It is called this because when receiving oral sex, the hair upon the throat of this rare species of woman, will "tickle" your testicles.

"Wow, I banged this chick last night when I was completely drunk, and she played with my balls with her Puerto Rican Tickler, I'd hit it again!"

Not to be confused with, "The Spanish Sweep" as this is the PROCESS of the Puerto Rican Tickler, sweeping against the scrotum.

by Pedro Nunez June 5, 2009