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punch off

Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.
My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.

I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.
by spoomonlee June 13, 2013
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punch line

Its a word from HipHop. It define the last line of a rhyme, the one that bring it on point. If u bring good punch lines the crowd will scream.
Damm, u lost the battle, cuz his punch lines are dope.
by waco the boss February 11, 2005
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Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005
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Cunt Punch

When a woman's vagina is kicked punched or slapped during physical altercation.
You better watch out for those dirty Delta Gamma girls!!!! They fight dirty and may give you the old "Cunt Punch"

My sorority sister knocked me out with a "Cunt Punch!!" To the kootchie!!
by Boydsta00798033 April 26, 2013
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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
the party was ruined by an invalid punch
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 8, 2011
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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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