protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

antiwar protester

someone using their freedom of speech and freedom of assembaly to protest war, most recently the war on iraq

by Tyler Durden May 19, 2003

protestfag

A member of the 4chan online community who insists on protesting against the Church of Scientology, usually while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask to protect his/her identity.

Protestfags are widely considered a large part of a phenomenon known as "The cancer killing /b/." This means that they are widely blamed for /b/'s decline in quality and popularity.

Newfag: DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY!!!

Oldfag: stfu protestfag.

by BioGhost June 19, 2008

Anti-war Protestor

One who arrogantly condemns "the other side" (e.g. Republicans) for being "ignorant sheep" who can't think for themselves, whereas it never enters their minds that someone can be intelligent and educated while still conceding the unfortunate necessity of war; that someone can disapprove of George W. Bush's administration but still applaud the removal of Saddam Hussein from power; that someone can side with the government and not be a brainwashed fascist; that someone can believe humans have nobler aspirations that look past their own self-interests.

***Intentionally spelled incorrectly as the proper entry (Anti-war Protester) is much less popular.***

"1. Someone who actually questions what their government tells them, thus fulfilling the very idea of democracy
2. A person with enough intelligence to see right through Bush and recognize him for the moron he is
3. Anybody who opposes people who think that they can launch a war without the world's support." ~ Anti-war Protestor

by SomethingWitty June 12, 2008

antiwar protestor

1- One whose personal philosophy is that a certain war, or war in general is immoral and wrong, and openly expresses his/her contempt for war. Not all anti-war protesters are irritating, whiny Bush-bashers...some, but not all. (spelled "anti-war protester")

2- A phrase that can cause people to get into large, pointless shouting/swearing matches against one another.

The anti-war protesters gathered in front of the Capitol to express their feelings about the war.

by Atticus July 8, 2004

Protestant Christianity

A form of Christianity, started in the 16th century. It slightly differs from Catholicism, most notably there is less emphasis on clergy. However, Catholics and Protestants:

-Both worship the same God.
-Both worship Jesus.
-Both read the Bible.
-Both attend church on Sundays, as opposed to other religious buildings. (i. e. Mosques)
-The majority of Protestants are not violently anti-Catholic, and the majority of Catholics are not violently anti-Protestant. They just disagree on SOME issues.
-Both do not hate Jews/Muslims/etc. There are both Protestants and Catholics that do, but the majority don't, considering the Bible verses that oppose discrimination.

Here on Urban Dictionary, the average definition of Protestant is:

"OMFG thay hat catchlics so fcuking msuh.I HATE CHRISTIANS!!1!1!1111,. ROFLZ. o and hitler is my herO!1"

To all of you retarded "rebel" preteens that wrote/write/plan to write anti-Protestant definitions, grow up and open your eyes; Protestants and Catholics are very similar. Fighting over "what true Christianity is" is immature and discriminatory.

I follow Lutheranism; a form of Protestant Christianity.

by Anonym ous February 26, 2007

war protester

someone who protests during the day and represents themselves as a "majority", while the real "majority" are working to pay for the protesters dole checks.

"Man, I wish I had alot of spare time on my hands to stand around holding a sign like those war protesters, oh well, I have to work."

by intrepid March 27, 2003