Podantic

Combination of "podunk" and "pedantic"

"An elitist hillbilly"

The podantic Klan leader sent back his possum tail because it had tire marks.

by Tweezyman January 8, 2009

Pyromantic

Having passionate love for fire in a romantic way.

You could see that she was pyromantic by the way she hugged the bonfire.

by Yusawrecked November 15, 2014

romantic bubble of trust

Once a man has enjoyed the pleasure of getting with a girl, a metaphorical shield, that prevents him from getting with any of her friends. This is because the friends are worried about said girl getting all upset. Of course, this "bubble" becomes obsolete once the girl has stated that she has gotten over said man. When the hell's that gonna happen though? Note that this may not solely effect your sex-life with her friends, as elaborate cock-blocks may prevent you from getting with girls outside of the circle

Male A: Hey, you tap Female A last night?
Male B: No man, ever since I got with Female B, there's been a romantic bubble of trust between me and her friends.
Male A: That sucks man.

by sexuallystarvedman December 26, 2008

bromantic-5

When 2 dudes in a bromance share a high-5.

"Zak and Nick have a close bromance. They celebrate all their successes with a bromantic-5."

by Nancy Hartigan October 2, 2009

Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is someone who can’t live without love, or the person they love. they have an image in their head of how love is supposed to be like and they want it so bad that they can’t notice how desperate they become with the process. sadly, they don’t realize that real life is harsh and isn’t a place where true love lasts until too late.

Sarah: John when are you gonna stop being a hopeless romantic and realize you don’t have a chance with this girl?
John: I do have a chance, she looked at me today

by bbyangel March 4, 2018

Hopeless romantic

An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships.

He is such a hopeless romantic, he's always bringing flowers and doing the sweetest things for his wife.

by Jadyn Nicole November 10, 2018

ramen noodle romantic

what college freshman in the dorms constitute as romantic

guy: What's wrong baby? I made you a hot meal and bought condoms
girl: ya, I that's just ramen noodle romantic. I'm going to start dating 25 yr olds who will take me out and buy me flowers

by katebyday June 19, 2011