Procrastibreak

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.

You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..

by Effort May 24, 2013

procktail

A mixed drink administered through the "back door".

Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!

I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!

by word burgler November 27, 2014

Process Philosophy

A paradigm of linearity that connotes a sequence of dualities.

Implies that some dualities in the sequence are more important (meta-iterative) than other dualities in the sequence.

Stipulates that a violation of the sequence in certain instances (dualities) leads to a value more false than false: meta-false (cyclical-falsity).

Process philosophy (sequence) implies that linearity is actually cyclical.

by sandraxine July 20, 2018

Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.

"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."

by Benji G. December 26, 2011

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

procrastinaciously

pro·cras·ti·na·cious·ly
adv.

1. The act of tenacious procrastination
2. To willingly not put effort into doing something and putting off doing the same thing.

Q: "ahh -- how's the job hunt going?" A: "procrastinaciously"
or
"I am looking procastinaciously for a job"

by Sébastien Deschamps July 25, 2008