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Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
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press k

guy 1:Ah shit i am infected!
guy 2: Press k and click.
by chinaman69420 February 19, 2021
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Christen Press

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
That's such a Christen Press thing to do
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press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.
"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever
by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021
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Bench Press

A weighted movement and one of the 3 powerlifts, the trainee, while lying on a bench, lowers a weighted barbell or dumbbells to the chest and then presses the weight back to the starting position. This lift is good for developing and strengthening the pectoral (chest) muscles, the tricep muscles and the anterior deltoid (front shoulder) muscle
The Bench Press is by far the best compound exercise to develop a the upper body
by American Powerbuilder February 8, 2022
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Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.
Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.
by Townsend December 13, 2008
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press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.
Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.
by Xsjado May 16, 2006
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