posthabbo

Warning: the only reason someone should go on posthabbo.com is if they want to troll it.

To put it simply, the epitome of shit. And apparently posting the following is a bannable offense:

I'm actually really confused about this site, so naturally I thought that I should ask someone above me for help; for example, a moderator. But wait! There are no competent moderators on this site... all you have is someone who claims to be 16, but mentally and academically is 9. Kirsty, please stand up and take your prize!

Does this make sense? No, of course it doesn't; it's ****ing pathetic.

She (being Kirsty) bans people for no apparent reason, and misspells words on the ban reason. What the hell? How retarded are you, really? Oh, and all of this happens because she steals someones work and when that person claims their work, she silences them and deletes their posts.

It's disgusting.

Therefore, it is my recommendation that you remove her as staff, and replace her with someone competent. I'd suggest me, but I would never be part of this place.

x: Hey, do you want to check out this site called posthabbo?

Danny: NO! Seriously, do not go on it. They have incompetent moderators (Kirsty), who through temper tantrums.

x: Oh, is posthabbo that site that stole another forum's database to boost its members?

Danny. Yeah, that's it. Absolute shit.

by Danny.boy November 10, 2009

Jersey Postcard

Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.

You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...

by Another_Oz March 7, 2008

portmanteau

1. an archaic word used by prissy netymologists on Wikipedia and Word Spy that means a blend word. A word formed by combining parts of two words

2. a two-compartment suitcase that has not been manufactured since the 1800s.

1. Wikipedia is a portmanteau of the words "wienie" and "encyclopedia".

2. I wonder if the luggage museum has a portmanteau?

by slumdog January 27, 2009

postoagie

stoner lingo, like "stoner" or "bro"

Yo! Postoagie! 'sup?

by David Gossett March 18, 2005

Postage

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

by George Hanson September 4, 2013

Mexican Postmark

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address

It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.

by Soda June 11, 2006

Postman

A typical nickname given out in basketball to the larger players whose roles are typically centered around "post" play. Also serves a nice double meaning, since the postman always delivers.

John Smith had a hell of an inside game. They don't call him the Postman for nothing.

by Siryam November 15, 2006