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Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser
The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.
by Connor Barth June 26, 2020
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sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.
There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.
by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016
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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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doodle pose

A pose where a golden doodle dog lies on its back with its legs spread open
I when to my friend's place and his dog was doing a doodle pose! I felt very uncomfortable that I can his penis!
by Vanilla_Fraggers August 25, 2020
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seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her
Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada
Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose
by asianmann April 30, 2024
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