The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.
by Connor Barth June 26, 2020
Get the Second-Hand Posingmug. The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.
by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016
Get the sassy wand posemug. The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!
Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.
Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!
Girl: That's just her hair...
Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!
Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?
Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!
Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.
Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!
Girl: That's just her hair...
Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!
Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?
Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
by QuakerOatsMapleBrownSugar May 4, 2013
Get the Market Posemug. I when to my friend's place and his dog was doing a doodle pose! I felt very uncomfortable that I can his penis!
by Vanilla_Fraggers August 25, 2020
Get the doodle posemug. During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her
Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
by anonymous March 30, 2022
Get the seal posemug. bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada
by asianmann April 30, 2024
Get the bruh derp t-posemug. 