poopstabate

this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.

comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.

i love to poopstabate after i orgasm humanly.

by John really brown December 22, 2004

Poopskank

1) say if you are angry / use in place of a not so kind word
2) someone who is scandalous

1) ohhh , poopskank !
2) that girl is a poopskank .

by the poopskank March 26, 2009

Poopsexual

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.

Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.

by Le Troll God, Master of Kek November 19, 2019

poopsicle

You are probably board to death if you look up this word, anyways, a poopsicle is an icicle made from frozen diarrhea.

Timmy had a diarrhea outside in freezing cold weather now it has become a poopsicle.

by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023

oopsie poopsie

when you want to say oops but sort of be funny at the same time

oopsie poopsie i didnt mean to do that

by i like arham March 15, 2020

covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.

Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007

poopskid

(pu:p·skid)

1. n. A smear of fecal matter left on a toilet bowl after use, usually from the spiraling motion of the feces while flushing. The most popular methods of removal are: a second flush, or cleaning with a toilet brush or plunger. Alternatively, if accurate enough, males can use the force of urine to dislodge the remaining excrement during the next urination.

2. n. Smears of fecal matter left on underwear after use, usually from the underwear wearer failing to remove the feces from the ass crack after a doogen.

The poopskid left on Saturday morning was probably black because of all the beers I drank Friday night. I left it on the toilet to gross out my roommates.

by theCougAbides July 28, 2008