pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

winnie the pooh

a way to say someone is an asshole

your handwriting sucks

stop being such a winnie the pooh

by Royal Nebula September 15, 2023

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

pooh points

it’s the sassier version of “cool points”

girl losing: you thought you got “pooh points” from that
girl winning: i sure did

by marirdgaf July 13, 2022

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Winnie the pooh

Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018