(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
Get the Systematic Polar Realismmug. A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015
Get the polar bear jerkoffmug. I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020
Get the making polar bearsmug. Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?
by Ashen3 September 21, 2023
Get the 2026 polar bearmug. when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.
dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!
song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw
dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player
song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw
dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player
by renegade2009007 April 8, 2008
Get the bi-polar playermug. The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.
Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.
by BagSlayer September 23, 2016
Get the Polar Ice Capmug. by Hippo12 August 14, 2011
Get the Polar bear in a snowstormmug.