Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017

Pirate of the Internet

(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)

We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.

by Raz Vectranos December 28, 2006

urban pirate

A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.

In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.

John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*

by Quentin Pasternak August 4, 2006

scrotum pirate

One who pillages the scrotum area, usually a biter of the nut sac.

Well the closest thing would be phat andy.

Phat andy is a scrotum pirate.

by Steve the fawkin cougar August 8, 2006

Pirate Ale

Spiced rum such as Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry...

I ran out of Coke and started drinking pirate ale straight from the bottle.

by NYkid420 January 6, 2010

fart pirate

One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.

"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."

by Lauren McCormack January 31, 2006