native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.

I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

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British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

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Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it

I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend

by anonymous April 30, 2022

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When you pour Coca-Cola into your urethra until it reaches your bladder and mixes with the piss (making Coke & Piss) then putting a single Mentos mint down your urethra, reaching and reacting with the Coke & Piss, causing a very pleasant dick explosion.

Dude 1: How do you goon, Dude 2?
Dude 2: Either iglooing or mento pipelining.
Dude 1: How does it fit down there?
Dude 2: I'm a monk.

by manaphy_games March 22, 2025

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Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020

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Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023

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