Puffer Fish

A person who places their open mouth around the anus of their partner and creates an air tight seal and allows their partner to fart in their mouth causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish.

That girl's ass is so beautiful, I would let her make me a puffer fish just to see what she tasted like.....

by my anus itches October 22, 2009

pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007

pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

by kingbenne August 11, 2014

Piffy

Piffy is when you bite into an apple that isn’t good and it is that weird consistency that’s just disgusting and makes a “pft” feeling in your mouth.

This apple is piffy. Ew.

by Samihami July 9, 2022

chub puffer

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs. From "Chub" or "Chubby," meaning erect penis, and "Puffer," meaning one who puffs on or smokes or sucks. Generally used as an insult between homophobes.

Damn it, Dave! You're a chub puffer!

by hopkinswitchfindergeneral January 7, 2007

Mexican Puffergrass

Mexican Marajiwana

Dude wanna hit up some Mexican Puffergrass???

by John Bourjeili October 11, 2008

twat puffer

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011