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urban dickering 

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).
"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<
urban dickering by LisaCar April 17, 2014

Trash Picking 

When you sleep with an ex you dumped.
Yo bro, I was trash picking last night.
Trash Picking by GarbageMan69 March 14, 2016

Cotton picking minute 

A very long minute
Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!
Cotton picking minute by Jsutt August 21, 2017

dry picking 

When someone is picking with/at you for no reason at all.
She is dry picking with me about why I was last to school; I can’t even drive.
dry picking by Kai Bee October 9, 2017

Apple Picking Weekend 

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

Plum Picking 

Sexual act; The act of wetting one's thumb and inserting it into their partners anus, followed by rapidly pulling their thumb back out and saying the phrase "What a good boy(girl) am I".
The wife likes to role play, so I said I'd be Jack Horner and she could be the Christmas pie. That night I went Plum Picking.
Plum Picking by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021