choot ki phunsi

pimple in pussy

nun1 : omg it hurts
nun2 : me too sister,lets ask priest
PRIEST : asked you not to fuck urself wid sausages ,,, both of you r suffering from CHOOT KI PHUNSI

by motherfucking_dildo March 22, 2012

phuket thailand

Another dumbass pseudo-colloquialism invented by the whore who wrote Juno.

Oh my god! Nobody has ever in history said "phuket thailand" without getting punched in the twat!

by Cap_Ap October 6, 2008

Phuck

n. an alternate to the word fuck often used in facebook or other social chatrooms and has expanded meaning

you have a fat phucking ass

by 5546 November 20, 2010

k phucker

Some one who replaces the letter C with the letter K and F with Ph.
E.G. Cool > Kool
Fuck > Phuck
Cat > Kat
Fun > Phun

Lewis the K Phucker : I had Phun Phucking that Kool Kat yo.

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 6, 2006

phuck

Hacker term: To scramble the contents of a file or hard drive. Loose term for encryption.

I downloaded an mp3 but my isp's filter phucked it. I had to descramble it with UnPhuck.(Progie)

by Monte October 30, 2003

phuck

a really annoying person who texts people even when they ignore the texts.

damn, christine is a real phuck

by killer45000 April 13, 2011

phuck

The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.

BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008