Potus

When an ignant person is at a restaurant and didn't get as much food as they were expecting.

This is it? I'm potus get more than dis. ignant

by GreatWhiteSnatch May 16, 2017

Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.

"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."

by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017

Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.

Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.

by Sleev3s August 7, 2017

Photoshit

when you're drunk and your friends decide to have a photoshoot, but the pictures end up shit

"Oh my god look at theese pictures, they looked so good last night - but now i realize they look terrible.. What a photoshit"

by Fucked Mai January 12, 2018

POTUS-PLIMP-1

(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.

I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......

by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018

Photoshave

To use photo editing to take care of you're daily grooming, rather than print your phone down long enough to actually handle it.

You can take my picture but you better Photoshave my legs!!!

by Katanagyrl November 28, 2018

photostopping

this is a kind of hobby when a person takes pictures or takes pictures of himself with various sights, in interesting places, and so on

- What are you planing for this summer?
- I will photostopping
- Oh, where?
- Like by whole world! I wanna make a lot of beautiful photos

by thisisvaleri_rus February 12, 2019