To befriend and pen means to become friends with someone and have casual sex with them. Similar to fuck buddies
by lastlouveteau July 29, 2019
A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.
by bigwhitehammer February 16, 2018
A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
by CrispyK May 21, 2020
Jon took Sally to his Pen of Peccancy where he ravaged her and made her pussy so sore it bled like a stuck pig!!
by Tent peg July 20, 2017
A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 25, 2022
When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen
by PNW street walker February 28, 2014