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Peeing Ostrich

A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"

"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010
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peeing on the inside

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Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!

*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.

eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
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pig-pening

(verb). to hook up with or bang an ugly person
He is the reigning champ at pig-pening, no doubt.
by Rolls December 12, 2004
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pukinglyish

adjective used to describe things that make you want to puke... in a good way. ie: Love
"I want to be in love because it is pukinglyish cute."
by Stanlee204 September 15, 2009
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poking the angry cow

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.
by lookarobot April 18, 2010
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peaking and troughing

The sensation of waves of feeling okay then completely terrible repeatedly during a really bad hangover.
Person 1: You know what, I don't feel all that bad after last night surprisingly.
Person 2: Give it time, you might feel like die later if you're peaking and troughing.
Person 1: Bummer... To the pub?
by Gabe Karellen March 27, 2011
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Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
by coradia January 20, 2013
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