Pedesterizing

What a man riding on a bike does to a driver in a hurry, who doesn't want to wait while the bicyclist lollygags peddling slowly, as the car is trying to enter a traffic circle.

Riding along merrily while hindering those around you.

Why is he pedesterizing me?! This actually happened..

by mesquared May 3, 2014

peedeeflo

the feeling of pee flowing down your leg after you have pissed yourself

Man, I laughed too hard yesterday I definitely felt the peedeeflo.

by Shark Teeth May 17, 2014

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.

by Broseph09 April 13, 2015

peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down

I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple

by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

pedestriate

a : the act of going, walking, traveling, or what pedestrians perform on foot
b : of, relating to, or designed for walking as a pedestrian

Root word:

Latin pedestr-, pedester, literally, going on foot, from ped-, pes foot
First known use: 1716

Gerard yelled at his girlfriend as his flip flops slapped the sidewalk while he continued to pedestriate on the streets of downtown Richmont.

walk travel on feet

by sodabot June 26, 2016

Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
Soltuon tease teased PT flirt flirtacious Jesus H. Christ Jesus Our Lord and Savior Adolf "Right Idea" Hitler Nigger Nigga Anders

by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016