by Purple Pete September 2, 2021
Get the Peanut Rolled mug.The best snack for the best day of the week. Always needs to be untainted before usage. Plastic wrap works best. Only Friday. Peanut butter expensive.
My boy Craig goes crazy on peanut butter fridays. I feel bad for the peanut butters husband. Craig fucked his brains out.
by D-Money699 June 5, 2022
Get the peanut butter fridays mug.The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter and Jealous mug.The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
by Jaiger June 1, 2010
Get the Peanut Rating System mug.The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm
JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!
BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko
by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010
Get the peanut butter munching mug.by Swaggy_D November 15, 2014
Get the Peanut head mug.After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."
by olipoo August 27, 2008
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