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Boy Band Parking

Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.
Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
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parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.
If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed
by lunar shadows November 10, 2004
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parkinsons

A disease that affects the brain, making the person who has it shake around unless they are on medication.
Stem cell research can help people with Parkinsons, but that idot Bush and those dumbfucking Conservatives won't let stem cells be used for treatment.
by weirdgirl June 26, 2003
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parking lot pimpin

driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.
Parking lot pimping in my 64' Impala with my chrome spinners and candy paint.
by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006
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parking lot

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"
Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.
by Andy April 8, 2004
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parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010
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Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.
1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."
by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010
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